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KSTB- Kingdom of Stonetree Broadcasting

Kingdom of Stonetree Broadcasting is a radio station serving a fantasy kingdom called Stonetree. He...more

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March 15, 2020

KSTB News 1

A typical news break on a radio station in a Fantasy Kingdom called Stonetree. You'll learn what scams are going around, about educational opportunities for the whole family, and current events in local archaeology. Direct any questions or comments to [email protected] ...

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February 15, 2020

Kingdom of Stonetree Broadcasting Ads 4

A typical commercial break on a radio station in a Fantasy Kingdom called Stonetree. You'll learn where to get lunch, about a hot business opportunity, what to do if your familiar seems sad, which supposedly hot business opportunities to avoid, and where to go to get your teeth cleaned. Direct any questions or comments to [email protected] ...

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January 15, 2020

KSTB Ads Set 3

A typical commercial break on a radio station in a Fantasy Kingdom called Stonetree. You'll learn about career opportunities for 10 year olds, what to eat in dungeons and caves, how to tell if your magic items are safe to use, where to get companionship (not like that), and the details for the hot ticket event of the season. Direct any questions or comments to [email protected] ...

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December 15, 2019

Kingdom of Stonetree Broadcasting Ads 2

A typical commercial break on a radio station in a Fantasy Kingdom called Stonetree. You'll find out which about historical tours you can take, what tests you should subject your romantic partners to, where to buy the best shoes, and which inn is recommended by a celebrity. There's also a Public Service Announcement from the Stonetree Association for Public Health. Direct any questions or comments to [email protected] ...

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November 15, 2019

Kingdom of Stonetree Broadcasting Ads 1

A typical commercial break on a radio station in a Fantasy Kingdom called Stonetree. You'll find out which carpet to buy, where to get swords, potions, or a job, and who to call if you get into legal trouble. Direct any questions or comments to [email protected]   Here's the script that was used to create this episode: Ad #1 Luxury Flying Carpet: The 1319 Alatar Gryphon (Classy low music) Announcer: Introducing the all new 1319 Alatar Gryphon- elevating the magic carpet from conveyance (pause) to artform. The Alatar Gryphon, woven from the finest silk and powered by premium spirits from the elemental plane of air, it provides an absolutely smooth ride through any night sky. Starting at just 1199 gold pieces per month and with 0 percent financing for the first 60 months, the question isn't can you afford the 1319 Alatar Gryphon, (pause) but can you afford to be seen flying anything else? Alatar Flying Carpets, made with enchantment. 1199 gold piece per month and 0 percent apr offer based on credit check, not compatible with some other offers, see participating rug merchant for details. Ad #2 Potion Shop- Seija's Alchemical Emporium 1: - and my elbow's been really bothering me, and I'm pretty sure I've contracted trollpox, and I think these aren't freckles, but a colony of micraoscopic skin pixies, and- 2: (Interspersed) Oh. Uh huh. 11aYeah. You ...

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