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July 15, 2021
Perhaps you live in a landlocked country. Maybe you've never seen the sea. Not to worry, becasue on this Verhaalgard Venture, we visit the orcs of the Fangwind Fleet, a nomadic, seagoing people. You can learn all about orc culture and cooking, and find out just what is up with orc dentists. There's adventure on the high seas, on this Verhaalgard Venture! ...
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April 15, 2022
Erdan Gald the Necromantic Conductor has been touring his Undead Orchestra for years, and just recently decided to push the necromantic envelope, by expanding it into an Undead Symphony! On this Modern Magic, we visit with him on just how he achieved that feat. Special thanks and apologies to Modest Petrovich Mussorgsky (1839-1881), the earth elemental who composed this weeks feature music, Night on Bald Mountain. Also thanks to www.musopen.org for providing it to us! Direct any questions or comments to [email protected] Note: I did notice that "Orchestra" and "Symphony" have slightly different definitions on Verhallgard from the Elemental Plane of Earth. Dimensions are weird! ...
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November 15, 2019
A typical commercial break on a radio station in a Fantasy Kingdom called Stonetree. You'll find out which carpet to buy, where to get swords, potions, or a job, and who to call if you get into legal trouble. Direct any questions or comments to [email protected] Here's the script that was used to create this episode: Ad #1 Luxury Flying Carpet: The 1319 Alatar Gryphon (Classy low music) Announcer: Introducing the all new 1319 Alatar Gryphon- elevating the magic carpet from conveyance (pause) to artform. The Alatar Gryphon, woven from the finest silk and powered by premium spirits from the elemental plane of air, it provides an absolutely smooth ride through any night sky. Starting at just 1199 gold pieces per month and with 0 percent financing for the first 60 months, the question isn't can you afford the 1319 Alatar Gryphon, (pause) but can you afford to be seen flying anything else? Alatar Flying Carpets, made with enchantment. 1199 gold piece per month and 0 percent apr offer based on credit check, not compatible with some other offers, see participating rug merchant for details. Ad #2 Potion Shop- Seija's Alchemical Emporium 1: - and my elbow's been really bothering me, and I'm pretty sure I've contracted trollpox, and I think these aren't freckles, but a colony of micraoscopic skin pixies, and- 2: (Interspersed) Oh. Uh huh. 11aYeah. You ...
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